(They make funny faces.)
This is true comedy.
(The genius comedians are here.)
Please make a comedy skit for me.
(They use all of their tricks to make people laugh.)
(It's a fierce battle to make people laugh.)
(They even use someone else's funny acts.)
(Dae Hee gives a laugh with his special talent.)
(Park Kyung suddenly makes a confession,)
(but he gets knocked out by the dating master.)
(The trick geniuses will make you laugh.)
("The Trick Geniuses" begins now.)
Right this moment, like a magic
- You're free from vocal fold nodule - I don't know this song.
He's so bad at singing.
If you sing the wrong notes, we can't sing next to you.
I don't know the melody of my part.
Should I sing like this? All you have now is
- Radio Star - All you have now is
- Is that right? - No. Hear me sing.
(He listens to each note carefully.)
- Radio Star - This part. That's right.
Radio Star
All that's left is my criticisms
(Kyu Hyun teaches Gu Ra one on one.)
- Right this moment, I give my all - That's too high.
I give my soul and body
He's fully recovered.
I shall dedicate myself to this moment
For the moment I've been waiting
For Radio Star
Do we really have to help him stand out?
- Why should we do that? - Exactly.
He took a break because he failed to take care of his throat.
- Why should we help him stand out? - I guess he's fully recovered.
- Right this moment - He hasn't fully recovered yet.
He can sing, but he can't control his voice.
He's out of control.
(He might have to take a break again.)
Hello, everyone.
We finally gathered together after three weeks.
Welcome to the high-end music programme,
- Radio Star. - Radio Star.
Kyu Hyun is back and has recovered from vocal fold nodule.
He should take good care of his throat from now on.
Many singers lose their beautiful voices...
- because of vocal fold nodule. - He should be careful.
He should be careful.
You guys host a lot of shows. Go see a doctor for examination.
- That's not necessary. - You should do that.
I'm taking good care of my health.
I don't have anyone to talk to at home.
- That's my secret. - That's good for your throat.
(He feels bitter.)
(They giggle.)
You guys and all staff members were worried a lot.
Everyone was worried when I can come back.
- Right. - I knew he'd say that.
The producer was drunk when she called me.
(She drank because she was worried about Kyu Hyun.)
Today, we have four guests who are good at tricking people.
It's "The Trick Geniuses".
I'll tell you about today's first guest.
Although he went through all kinds of hardships,
he's still as playful as he used to be.
Since the incident, he gets startled only by hearing the word "Chip",
but he's still a blue chip for variety shows.
He's the slyest in the entertainment industry,
the trick genius, Kim Joon Ho.
He is known for that incident,
but recently, he's more famous as a failed businessman.
He's branded as a failed businessman.
Our next guest is the owner of the agency of popular comedians...
like Park Na Rae and Kim Joon Hyun.
- Is that so? - Yes.
But he's still Joon Ho's plus one on variety shows.
He always tags along with Joon Ho.
It was revealed that he received 200 dollars...
from his junior comedian as a gift for his daughter's first birthday...
and he gave only 100 dollars for his junior comedian's son's birthday.
Now, he's called the "100-dollar Man".
For Dae Hee's daughter's first birthday,
I gave him 200 dollars as a gift, despite my financial difficulty.
But Dae Hee gave me...
only 100 dollars for my son's first birthday.
Really?
So, I changed his name on my mobile phone...
to "100-dollar Man".
(He put "100-dollar Man" in his phone for Dae Hee.)
- He's so brazen. - People call him shameless.
It's the stingy genius, Comedian Kim Dae Hee.
His name, Dae Hee, means he's generous, but he's stingy.
(He's the stingy genius.)
- He's So Hee as in "small mind". - That's the name of an actress.
(So Hee is the name of the former member of Wonder Girls.)
He's a member of Block B. Zico is the only famous member...
in this group, but it turns out...
- He went to... - He's not famous.
He went to an institute for child prodigies only top 0.002 percent...
- can join. - Is that true?
- I didn't know that. - He solved the Oxford University...
- entrance exam questions, too. - I see.
- He's not from Oxford, right? - I thought he's from Oxford.
- He solved the entry exam question. - I don't like this.
- That's amazing. - It's not something to brag about.
It's as if you're bragging you ate a meal near an elite university.
It's not good.
Anyway, it's true that he's intelligent.
He's good at quizzes.
- It's Park Kyung, the quiz genius. - Park Kyung.
She's a charismatic rapper...
who dissed Jessi, the tough girl, on "Unpretty Rapstar".
She won everyone in Blue Flag White Flag on a broadcast...
that airs only in buses in Gyeonggi Province.
She's a game genius. It's Rapper Kisum.
Welcome, everyone.
- Please come in. - Please come in.
- It's good to see you. - Hello.
(The way he's dressed catches the hosts' eyes.)
You dressed like a Japanese man.
(He speaks in Japanese.)
(He's satisfied.)
Joon Ho, you came with Dae Hee the last time you were here.
You're with him today, as well.
You two appear on almost all shows together.
Just as you said before, he's my plus-one on variety shows.
He always tags along with me.
I have a question about Park Seong Ho.
How is he doing lately?
- The three of you are rivals. - In the waiting room,
- Gu Ra said Joon Ho isn't funny. - I meant...
He said Seong Ho is funnier than Joon Ho.
You shouldn't say that.
Many of your junior comedians say that.
Seong Ho doesn't have close friends among comedians.
Your business failed because of your friends.
It was because of the comedians in your agency.
What I meant is when you perform in "Gag Concert",
you need to team up with other comedians to come up with ideas...
so I can use their ideas when I can't come up with anything.
- I treat them to a meal later. - He likes scripted performances.
During the interview with our writers,
- Did they make up a story? - his story was so boring.
When the writer said his story was boring,
he said, "Please make up a story for me."
(He asked the writer for an idea.)
He's addicted.
- He's addicted... - This is a talk show.
- He's addicted to a scripted show. - He asked the writer...
- You can tell us your stories. - to make up a story for him.
- You should be honest. - Why did you do that?
I've been doing that with Dae Hee for 16 years.
(I feel bitter.)
As he said before, Joon Ho says...
Dae Hee always tags along with him and follow what he does.
Did the writers make up this story?
The script says, "Shaving the head, entertainment agency, songs".
- No. It's a true story. - I guess they made it up for him.
- No. - Right.
- We don't usually do this. - I think they made it up for him.
They even marked it with a star. Is this a true story?
- It's like a prompter. - Tell us.
(It's as if a staff member is showing his scripted lines.)
Did you set up something to make water drops from the ceiling?
You didn't plan anything like that, right?
(Tell us the truth.)
Tell us about the songs.
Since I met Dae Hee in 1999 for the first time,
he copies everything that I do.
- I didn't copy you. - Even songs...
"Promise You" and "I Do" are my favourite songs.
He started singing those songs.
He shaved his head...
and won the High Excellence Award at the KBS Entertainment Awards.
People said that when an actor shaves his head, he's passionate...
but when a comedian shaves his head, he's weird.
It became a hot issue.
I shaved my head in my comedy skit before he did.
- He copied you. - Yes, he did.
- I think it was 2002. - Is that so?
Listening to his story,
I became sure that it's a true story. That's why it's boring.
- It's a true story. - If it was scripted...
you would've prepared a costume, right?
You would've worn makeup, too.
(He would've looked like this.)
Joon Ho and Dae Hee seem to have a strong bond.
They bought the same bracelet for their friendship.
- Right. - Is that it?
- Yes, it is. - They wanted to show off.
- Didn't you buy them yesterday? - No.
- It's true. - I wear this every day.
I bought these for Dae Hee's birthday present.
- Isn't it a germanium bracelet? - It's good for health.
- I buy him a gift occasionally. - Is that so?
You care about Dae Hee.
He said he bought this for my birthday present,
but he gave this to me a month after my birthday.
He gave me this because he felt bad about buying it only for himself.
It's not like a promise, but we used to give each other...
- a gift certificate for birthday... - I see.
via phone messenger.
- It's pointless to exchange it. - That's right.
So, I suggested that we stop doing it as it's meaningless.
I said, "Let's give each other a heartfelt gift."
(It's not very interesting.)
This must be a true story, as well.
This must be a true story.
(It'd be better if you make up a story next time.)
I have the same experience. I'm good friends with Zico.
He stepped up to help them.
- He's helping them. - The singer helps the comedians.
- He was worried... - Thank you.
about the show, and he stepped up to make it funny.
(Kyung comes to rescue them out of their boring story.)
Zico and I went to the same primary school.
We give gifts to each other on our birthdays.
Since there's a big gap between our incomes...
and I only have a limited budget,
he buys me very expensive things...
- as a good friend. - What did he buy for you?
He buys me high-end products worth over 1,000 dollars.
But in my case,
I save money for his birthday gift for almost a year.
I save about 100 dollars every month.
- Like instalment savings? - I want to give him a nice gift.
It's a true story, and it's funny.
(He succeeded in making the show fun.)
Aside from Zico, do you celebrate the other members' birthdays, too?
- Me? - Yes.
I guess he doesn't.
- He and Zico are close friends. - Right.
You don't save money for gifts for the other members' birthdays, right?
Gifts for me?
No, for your group members.
His story has ended. Don't ask him any questions.
- Dae Hee. - Yes?
Hong In Gyu told us about your gift for his son's birthday.
- You said you wanted to explain. - Please explain to us.
- He gave me 200 dollars as a gift, - 200 dollars.
but I gave him 100 dollars for his son's first birthday.
So, he changed my name to "100-dollar Man" in his phone.
The truth is...
the day before the appearance on Radio Star,
In Gyu told me, "I'm in trouble."
"I don't have any funny stories to tell on Radio Star tomorrow."
I said, "Let's make up a story."
- You made up the story. - He made up a story again.
No wonder it was funny.
(We're sorry. We just wanted to be funny.)
"Say that you gave me 200 dollars, but I gave you only 100 dollars,"
"and that you changed my name to '100-dollar Man' in your phone."
"Change my name right now. Let's tell them this story."
You're as good as a scriptwriter.
He made people laugh with the story, but I didn't expect the aftermath.
After the show aired, I got so many comments saying,
"Kim Dae Hee has such a bad personality."
A lot of people criticised me because of the story.
When was the last time I was here? It was a few years ago.
- That's right. - It's a while ago.
Whenever there's a news article about me,
there are still harsh comments saying,
"He has such a bad personality." "He's 100-dollar Man."
- A bad personality? - Yes.
I wouldn't mind it because I've done nothing wrong.
But my wife...
- Does it affect your wife's life? - Please go on.
- My wife once met her friends... - Is she upset about it?
- and went to a cafe with them. - Did they talk about you?
- She said she'd buy them coffee. - Right.
But her friends tried to stop her and said,
"Your husband hates spending money."
- "You don't have to buy us coffee." - "Don't worry."
"We'll pay for our coffee."
(Even his wife thinks he's cheap.)
She asked me to tell the truth on Radio Star today saying...
- she's too embarrassed. - If that's true,
how much did you give to In Gyu for his son's first birthday?
I talked with In Gyu on the phone yesterday.
I wanted to get some ideas for stories to tell.
So, I called him.
I asked him about the story he told on Radio Star.
He said he gave 300 dollars, and Dae Hee gave him 200 dollars.
- The amount was different. - That's right.
- It's true. - Did you make this up?
- Did you just make this up? - Stop it. What's wrong with you?
(I'm sorry. I wanted to be funny.)
Not long ago, there was a news article about my agency.
People left harsh comments again on the article...
as they talked about the story.
I was so upset. So on my way home after drinking,
I took a screenshot and sent it to In Gyu.
I said, "Look at this. People still criticise me because of the story."
Then, In Gyu replied,
"Dae Hee, when I appear on a TV show,"
"I'll tell the truth about the story."
He went on, "I haven't been invited on TV shows lately, though."
That means he won't help you.
(Is that what he meant?)
Isn't it hard to remember how much others gave me as a gift?
Considering Dae Hee's spending habits...
and his relationship with In Gyu, he can remember the amount.
I don't remember my wedding gifts as it was a long time ago.
I wasn't famous back then,
so I didn't have many celebrity guests.
I think I gave you 100 dollars as a gift even though I was poor.
It's pointless now. My marriage failed.
(Gu Ra doesn't care any more.)
- Right. - You can...
- give him a gift when he remarries. - He gave me a wedding gift.
I promise I'll give you 200 dollars.
Will you give me 200 dollars?
- 200 dollars. - I won't accept it.
Accept it and throw a big wedding.
Kyung, when you heard about Kisum joining us in the show today,
you felt like it's fate.
- I didn't say it's fate. - That's exaggerated.
Why?
When she appeared on "Unpretty Rapstar",
- Zico was one of the judges. - That's right.
Zico told me that he found a rapper whom I would like.
I asked him who it is, and he told me about Kisum.
Were you interested in her?
I like girls like her.
(His sudden confession makes her heart pound.)
- Are you talking about her looks? - He likes girls like her.
- He's straightforward. - Do you like short and cute girls?
- I like short and cute girls. - I see.
If you like short and cute girls,
there's a girl named Park Na Rae under my agency.
She's really short and cute.
(They're both short, but they look very different.)
Kisum, how do you think of him?
I didn't know that.
We haven't met each other before.
- So I... - You must've known him as a rapper.
- Were you interested in him? - But when I think about Block B...
But when I think about Block B...
- You think of only one member? - the first person...
- Zico comes to your mind, right? - That's right.
- I mean... - Zico is the most famous member.
Everyone thinks of Zico first.
Because we'll sing together today,
- I got her number from the writer. - That's right.
- I talked to him... - I called her.
She called me by my name as if we'd known each other long.
- So, I thought she liked me. - Right.
- What else should I call him? - Exactly.
- Should I have called you Mr Park? - She could've...
- spoke more formally. - How about "Excuse me"?
- You called us "Sir" just before. - Sir.
- Sir. - That's appropriate.
It's appropriate. She's about 19 or 20 years younger than us.
Let's hear him out.
- She called you by your name... - How about Rapper Park Kyung?
as if she were your close friend.
She did it twice in a row.
- She said, "Kyung, what do you..." - What else should she call you?
Right after that, she said, "Is that so, Kyung?"
When a girl speaks to a guy as friendly as like that,
- it makes the guy... - You like that way of talking.
- It was the first time we'd talked. - You're mistaken.
He's the same age as my elder brother.
- I just felt... - He appeared on "Problematic Man",
and he has a lot of problems.
(He's good at quizzes, but not good at dating.)
Even if you haven't met someone before,
- do you just call him by his name? - Do you call him by his name?
Yes. I call them by their names.
How much older than you are the people you do that?
- Up to 20 years. - I see.
- I'm 19 years older than you. - Okay. Joon Ho.
Okay. Joon Ho.
(It makes me feel so happy.)
She just said Kyung is...
- the same age as her elder brother. - That's right.
She could speak friendly to him.
- It makes your heart flutter. - That's right.
I don't speak formally to those who are younger than my elder brother.
My elder brother was born in 1968.
- I talk formally to men at his age. - He spoke formally to me, though.
When I first met Jong Shin,
I said hi in a way I greet my friends.
(Jong Shin patted Gu Ra on the head.)
- When he first saw me, - That's not true.
- he bowed to me. - Don't you remember when we met?
- We met in 2004 for the first time. - That's right.
Did I not ask you if you were a member of 015B?
No. He couldn't even look at my eyes.
(He was nervous.)
(This is a common way men bluff.)
- Kisum is a rapper. - Right.
Surprisingly, her special talent is...
- reading geomancy. - That's right.
- Geomancy? - Geomancy?
- I learned about it for two years. - Really?
I was looking to find a way to make my life better.
There are many ways to read your future like geomancy,
physiognomy and palm reading.
I thought geomancy is the only thing that can help me change my future.
So, I started learning geomancy.
I'm going to tell you about this studio.
- That'd be great. - All right.
- I'll see if there's good energy. - Really?
- Yes. - It sounds fun.
Your zodiac sign decides whether you're in the east or west group.
- The east group or the west group? - Yes.
- First, I'll tell you... - Let's see.
- in which group you're in. - Okay.
The Rat, Rabbit,
Dragon, Snake and Horse are included in the east group.
The rest are in the west group.
- What's your zodiac animal? - I'm the Dragon.
- You're in the east group. - I see.
- Is that so? - Yes.
- I'm the Dog. - Then, you're in the west group.
- You're the Monkey, right? - I'm the Rooster.
- You're in the west group. - I see.
- I'm the Snake. - You're in the east group.
- Who's the Snake? - I'm the Rabbit.
- You're in the east group. - I'm the Tiger.
You're in the west group.
- I'm the Monkey. - You're in the west group.
Now, I'll tell you if your seats are good for you.
- Okay. - Right.
- I'll put a compass in the centre. - Okay.
- Which way is... - The seats...
on this side are all in the west group.
Hold on. What's the reason to categorise things...
- in those two groups? - Oh, right. It's because...
people in the west group should be at a place in the west group,
- so they can get good energy. - I see.
- People in the east group... - They should be in the east group.
should be at a place in the east group.
The east, south, north and southeast are in the east group.
Therefore, Mr Kim...
- Just call me Joon Ho. - This seat isn't good for you.
No wonder why it didn't go well.
- It was hard to be funny. - Right?
From a geomantic perspective, that seat isn't good for Joon Ho.
You mean there are good places for different people, right?
Yes. That's right.
Jong Shin, where do you live?
- I live in Pyeongchang-dong. - Pyeongchang-dong?
- Is it good for him? - In which direction is it located?
It's north of the Han River.
North? It's good for you.
- Is that so? - Yes. It's good for him.
- I think she's right. - I'm better off now.
- Things are going great. - He was unlucky in Gangnam...
- and in Yeouido. - South isn't good for me.
- It depends on the direction. - Things didn't go well...
- in the areas south of the river. - I live in the east area.
- That's good for you. - I live in Yeouido.
Yeouido is closer to the area west of the river.
- It's not good for you. - I live in Namyangju...
That's why things haven't been going well for you.
- How about Namyangju? - In which direction is it?
- Yeouido is... - Namyangju is in the east.
It's not good for you.
- I can see why. - You should move.
That's why people are still talking about "100-dollar Man".
He lives in Gimpo. It's in the west. It's good for him, right?
- It's perfect. - Right.
- You feel uncomfortable in some... - That's right.
- neighbourhoods. - Joon Ho shouldn't live in Yeouido.
- I think so, too. - Right.
Living in Yeouido is a luxury for you.
Then, where should I live?
- Where should I live? - I think you should move north.
Is it the northern part of Seoul?
Northeast... Wait. Southeast and... That's not good for you.
- Move to the southeastern area. - This is like...
- Southeast Asia was a disaster. - The southeast.
I must avoid Southeast Asia.
That's a good point.
Kisum, when you were on "Unpretty Rapstar",
- you dissed Jessi. - Yes.
- You called her old to her face. - Is she old?
Did you call her a grandma?
Jessi, you keep talking in English
But no one understands a word
Everyone knows you're famous for your actions
No one cares They just respect you for your age
Badmouthing someone...
- takes a lot of mental training. - Yes.
- Wasn't it hard? - It was.
She looks very scary.
- Her image... - And the way she talks.
She scared me even more back then because I didn't know her well.
I had to diss her in a rap battle,
but I thought I would forget the words the second I saw her.
After wondering what I should do,
I printed out life-sized photos of her face only.
I put them up on my bedroom, studio...
- Everywhere? - My car, the bathroom.
I stuck them everywhere.
That really must have helped.
- She didn't scare me at all then. - You had seen her too often.
- Yes. She looked familiar. - Did you also...
spit on her photos?
- I scribbled on them. - That's the spirit.
I knew you scribbled on them.
- But I didn't spit on them. - Okay.
- The training... - She'd have to...
wipe it up.
(She'd have to clean up.)
Was there ever an aftermath?
At the time, on the set only, there's this scary atmosphere.
- We're all fine now. - I don't get why you do that.
- The criticising? - Why do you...
- It's a culture. - It's a culture.
- Is criticising a culture? - Yes.
It is. It's like how faking stories is your culture.
It's a culture.
Are we old school and they're new?
(It's a new culture.)
People say that song titles affect the singer.
Joon Ho, you said comedy titles affect the comedians.
- Yes. - Especially you.
When I was in "Going Home", I bought a home and got married.
My life was bitter when I did "Bitter Life".
When I was in "Chicken High", my company had problems.
- It's true. - Before he went to Macao,
- he was in "Gambler". - I remember that.
"Gambler".
Then he gambled away his reputation.
(Comedy became reality.)
- It came true. - What are you in now?
Now he's in "Serious Records".
- He's so serious. - "Serious Records".
Is that why you aren't funny?
- You can't make us laugh. - You're boring.
- Do this next time. - What?
"Smile, Giggle, Laugh".
(I'll consider that.)
Dae Hee, now that you run an agency,
you want to learn from the major entertainment agencies.
- What do you want to learn? - From S.M. Entertainment...
- S.M. is organised. - They are.
They have the best system.
- That's how they groomed me. - Do you like their process?
(I'm great.)
I wanted a well-organised system that isn't based on estimates.
- I'm almost there. - What's it like?
- My system? - Yes.
- I manage the talents... - That's all part of it.
- What would you take from JYP? - JYP Entertainment...
- What? - JYP Entertainment...
- has a youthful taste. - They're doing well these days.
- What about YG? - YG Entertainment...
also has a youthful taste.
- You didn't analyse anything. - What will you learn?
- I actually... - What's that?
A random person online could do better than that.
That was useless.
- Anyone could say what you said. - Didn't I make sense?
I think those two agencies are quite similar.
JYP and YG.
YG has a very strong identity.
Correct. It's very strong.
(He immediately changed his opinion.)
- Do you have an investor? - I work...
with a younger friend who was an accountant.
Watch him closely.
Partnerships are dangerous.
- He's right. - Be careful.
I am careful.
I even have a monitoring system.
- What is it? - What's your monitoring system?
- What is it? - The CCTV.
(He's so simple.)
(He was caught.)
Does your wife have a management role?
I hate that. I hate family-run companies.
It might help having her around just until you settle down.
That's why I'm considering that.
(He's so indecisive.)
What's going on?
- You're indecisive. - He's so insecure.
He has no backbone.
(He gave up his backbone.)
I have no idea which agency...
- you got this idea from. - Okay.
But you gave Chuseok gifts...
according to your stars' earnings.
I believe that the more you make for the company,
- the more you should get back. - Is Park Na Rae your biggest star?
- Park Na Rae? - Kim Joon Hyun and Park Na Rae.
- Those two? - Yes.
What did you give them?
A nice pack of home-grown beef.
- Home-grown beef. - Home-grown beef.
- What did the others get? - Take Hong In Gyu for example.
Yes, In Gyu.
He got a box of toothpaste.
I see the difference.
- That's a huge difference. - You may think...
I'm being too harsh, but it can't be helped.
In Gyu got a box of toothpaste. What did the others get?
- Does it get cheaper? - Is there something in between?
- There's something in between. - What's that?
- Someone like Kwon Jae Kwan... - Kwon Jae Kwan...
- gets a box of ham. - A box of ham.
- Korean beef, ham, toothpaste. - And toothpaste.
Would I get beef?
Joon Ho's earnings are a bit unstable.
He does two shows but so far,
no commercials. And for the next few years,
- no one will hire him. - I agree.
There was the Macao incident...
What about potato crisps?
No way. Are you crazy?
He could push them away.
(He bets with potato crisps.)
My agency doesn't give out gifts.
- That's best. - No gifts?
It's easier to not give and not receive.
- That's right. - Look at Dae Hee.
- He's listening intently. - He's torn.
Don't give and don't receive.
I'll consider that, too.
(He accepts any kind of advice.)
Park Kyung, you went to the same primary school as Zico.
- You were both in The Thrills. - What's that?
- Is it an underground group? - The Thrills?
It's a group of our primary school friends.
- Zico was one of the tough kids. - Did he fight?
- He was just very active. - He's tall.
- He was small then, but tough. - I see. He was tough.
I was a very bookish kid.
I just studied all the time.
I was class captain from 4th to 6th grade.
- In 6th grade... - You were very different.
I realised that what they did was cool.
I wanted to be with them and join their clique.
They wouldn't want a class captain in their midst.
They didn't, so...
I offered to say they were present when they weren't...
- You faked roll call? - If they'd let me join.
They agreed to that deal and it stood for about six months.
- That was corrupt. - It was.
They called themselves "The Thrills".
We all registered with a now-defunct messaging service.
- The messenger app. - It's a software.
The leader's ID was "Thrill Buzz Kiss".
- Thrill what? - Buzz.
- Buzz. - Thrill Buzz Kiss.
Buzz Kiss?
- That's racy. - In 6th grade?
The leader was a girl.
She was "Thrill Buzz Kiss" and her deputy was "Thrill Sweet Kiss".
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
It must be a generation thing.
I think Zico was "Thrill Crazy Kiss".
I was "Thrill Greasy Kiss".
There were about eight of us and we all hung out in school.
What does the leader do now?
She's a bible study teacher.
- She turned around. - She transformed.
Ms Thrill Buzz Kiss!
(Ms Thrill Buzz Kiss)
When you lived in New Zealand,
did you win a rap battle against a Maori tribe...
- and go down in history? - They're the locals.
- How did that happen? - It can't have been easy.
They do things like this.
How did the battle happen?
New Zealanders are mostly of two races.
- The white Kiwis. - Right.
- And the Maori. - The Maori.
- They... - They play rugby.
They're huge and a lot of them have facial tattoos.
I was walking alone one day when a gangster-looking group...
was having fun in the water.
Then they splashed water over me as I was passing by.
They laughed at me so much...
I felt they were mocking me because I was a foreigner.
I got into a fight with them.
The guy I fought with came to see me with his friends.
They said things like, "You deserve a beating."
My Kiwi friend said, "You can't touch him."
"He's a Korean gangster."
"He can rap and even we can't stop him when he's angry."
- He said all that. - What then?
The Maori people decided we should have...
- a rap battle instead. - That's more civil.
- It's true. - He's so serious.
- This can't be true. - It's 100 percent true.
I had to say something.
I knew that they can't understand Korean.
I decided to spew nonsense in Korean,
but in an exaggerated accent.
I said fruit names.
- Give us an example. - Like kiwi fruits?
It was like this.
"Pears, persimmons, apples!"
"Apples! Apples!" And then...
"Korean melons."
"Walnuts, nuts, nuts."
- I don't believe you. - Did that really happen?
This is sad.
I was sitting down earlier,
- but if I stand... I'm serious. - It doesn't sound plausible.
- I swear. - It has to sound tough.
- You should've said "Odolbbaegi". - Odolbbaegi.
"Korean melons" sounds so soft.
Oh, my gat kimchi.
Cheongyang chillies.
(Giggling)
Kisum, in Gyeonggi Province you're more famous as...
- the Blue Flag White Flag girl. - What does that mean?
- We need an explanation. - Is it about the flag game?
I ended up becoming the daughter of Gyeonggi Province.
- The local buses there have TVs. - They do.
- They're on loop. - In every bus?
Yes, every one.
- I played the flag game. - Was this a video?
This was before my debut.
I came on and said, "Hello. I'm Rapper Kisum."
A lot of people remembered me and looked me up on the internet.
- You became famous. - I ended up...
- representing the province. - Because of a game?
- Yes. - How good are you?
Let's have a match.
I've never lost before.
- Really? - Blue Flag White Flag.
- No way. - Let's see if it's true.
- Who should be her opponent? - Let's pick an easy opponent first.
- Have a match with Dae Hee. - Me?
- Have you played the game before? - He looks like he would be good.
I have played it when I was young.
Hold blue flag with your left hand.
I haven't watched this game in a long time.
Put blue flag up.
Put white flag down.
Put blue flag up.
Put blue flag down and white flag up.
(The game became more difficult.)
(He put his blue flag up.)
Put white flag up and don't put blue flag down.
Put white flag up.
Don't put white flag down and put blue flag up.
Put white flag down and white flag up.
Put blue flag up and white flag down.
- Dae Hee is good at this. - That's right.
He's doing great.
- I'm a bit nervous. - I bet.
Don't put blue flag up and put white flag to the side.
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
I only followed his order.
- It's okay. - Stand further apart.
Both of them are good at this.
Swing white flag and put blue flag to the side.
My goodness.
Put white flag down.
Swing blue flag.
Your pronunciation is a bit...
- What? - Your pronunciation is a bit off.
- Why can't you enunciate? - Your pronunciation is a bit off.
- That will end up confusing them. - Your pronunciation is a bit off.
I'll give them instructions.
You're bad at this.
Put white flag up That would be great.
- How far did you get? - White flag
(Let's see how well Gu Ra does.)
Switch positions of flags,
don't put white flag up and put blue flag to the side.
Swing blue flag and don't put white flag down.
Don't put white flag down and swing white flag.
Swing both blue flag and white flag.
Don't put blue flag down and swing blue flag.
(Mumbling)
- What? - Don't put white flag down.
Don't put blue flag down...
I'm trying to overcome myself.
You have bad diction.
This game calls for a talented moderator.
I need to do well.
This is the last round.
Put blue flag down and white flag up.
Put white flag up and don't out blue flag down.
Put white flag up.
Don't put white flag down and put blue flag up.
Put white flag up and white flag down.
Put blue flag up and white flag down.
Don't put white flag down and put blue flag down.
Don't put blue flag down.
(He put white flag down.)
- He got it wrong. - I got it wrong.
- Who won? - Dae Hee got it wrong.
She's on a different level.
Kisum is the master of Blue Flag White Flag.
- I have never lost in this game. - Really?
Dae Hee is good at this game.
I planned to say, "Eat blue flag" in the end.
(He wanted to be funny.)
Eat blue flag and throw up white flag.
(He's having fun.)
For the change of atmosphere,
let's see our guests' special talents.
I think Joon Ho should go first.
- My special talents are a bit... - They're old, right?
I can do voice impressions of Choi Min Soo and Kim In Mun.
I stopped making new ones five years ago.
That's why I brought a clone.
- Is he good at voice impressions? - He's my slave...
who has special talents.
Is he a junior comedian?
He was discovered by Hong In Gyu.
- Hong In Gyu. - Hong In Gyu.
He received toothpaste.
He often discovers skilled people via social network media.
In Gyu brought him to the Busan International Comedy Festival.
He came to show his potentials.
He really is talented.
What does he do for a living?
He failed the audition for new comedians.
I see.
What's his special talent?
It's voice impression.
Compared to Ahn Yoon Sang and Kang Joo Hee,
- he's better. - There's Bae Chil Su, too.
- Really? - Yes.
Please come in.
For the first time, we have a substitute for a special talent.
This is incredible.
Please introduce yourself.
My name is Yang Seung Won.
I'm Jun Ho's acquaintance.
Please give us your three best voice impressions.
Try Choi Min Sik first.
- It's an easy one. - He'll imitate Choi Min Sik.
Choi Min Sik.
Do you know who I am?
(Choi Min Sik was enraged in "Nameless Gangster: Rules of Time")
The chief of police lives in Namchon-dong, right?
Listen to me.
Yesterday, I met up...
with the chief of police...
for a meal.
We went to the sauna together.
That's what we did.
He sounded similar.
(Jong Shin's face turned red.)
This situation is so funny.
We never had someone solely for special talents.
It's hilarious to see someone we know nothing about...
showing his special talents all of a sudden.
This has never happened on Radio Star.
No one knows him.
- This is so funny. - He's an aspiring comedian.
- Is there anything else? - Joon Ho.
- Is there anything else? - Who will you imitate?
- Imitate Lee Gyeong Young. - Lee Gyeong Young.
Give us a compilation of voice impressions.
It's Lee Gyeong Young.
President Jeong, it's good to see you.
I'm Lee Gyeong Young.
Imitate Baek Yoon Sik.
People are like dogs and pigs.
They forget with time.
(He sounds the same.)
Gil.
- Imitate Gil. - Gil.
Hey, Kyu Hyun.
You should laugh.
That was similar.
- His impression of Gil was nice. - That's right.
There was another one I liked.
- Imitate Lee Gyeong Young again. - Lee Gyeong Young.
Thank you. I showed different voice impressions.
I'm glad you like my impression of Lee Gyeong Young.
I like your impression of Gil.
Why are you pointing fingers at me?
That was great.
Imitate Noh Hong Chul.
Hello. I'm Noh Hong Chul.
Let's go, Radio Star.
- That was similar. - I know.
Stick to Gil, Noh Hong Chul and Lee Gyeong Young.
- Try imitating Park Shin Yang. - Park Shin Yang.
I'll imitate Park Shin Yang when he's angry.
You think autopsy changes a suicide to a homicide...
and a death by accident to a death by illness.
Do you think results of autopsy can flip over so easily?
Autopsy results aren't governed by good and bad.
(However,)
(they don't know when to laugh.)
It's long and boring.
This one is long and boring.
That's why he failed the audition.
(Joon Ho is cool.)
I have one. I can imitate Lee Jung Jae in "New World".
This is what Lee Jung Jae says to Hwang Jung Min.
You aren't being dispatched overseas.
He sounds like Papa Smurf.
- "How interesting." - I like it.
- That was funny. - That was funny.
- "How interesting." - That was funny.
"You aren't being dispatched overseas."
(You aren't being dispatched overseas.)
(He's hilarious.)
Kisum, can you imitate anyone?
I can do an impression of animals.
- Animals? - Yes.
I'll imitate a pig that ate a cucumber.
(She sounds like she's saying "cucumber".)
You should let us see your face.
- Like this? - Do it a few more times.
(Coughing)
What else can you do?
- I can imitate an orangutan. - Orangutan.
(Orangutan)
(Oh)
(Screaming)
That's how I do it.
I can also imitate a crow.
That was nice.
(Croaking)
It's becoming chaotic in here.
"You aren't being dispatched overseas."
"How interesting."
Thank you, Yang Seung Won.
Let's give him a round of applause.
- You did a great job. - Thank you for your hard work.
It was the funniest situation we had in a while.
He gave voice impressions without much of an introduction.
(Laughing)
(I await a new slave for special talents.)
Joon Ho, you began the trend of imitating Choi Min Soo.
Many people imitate Choi Min Soo these days.
People do this a lot.
"I thought I would be able to have you."
At first, I imitated Choi Min Soo in "Sandglass".
"I thought you were my woman."
"I thought I would be able to have you."
Then Young Sung Ho imitated him.
(He speaks gibberish.)
I asked him what it meant.
It was, "What is your definition of right and wrong?"
(Shouting)
Kyung, do you have a special talent?
I'm really bad at voice impressions.
It says here that you can shake your shoulders to the music.
I think I can shake my shoulders very fast.
- Really? - Yes.
I don't move like this.
I shake my shoulders.
- I can do it very fast. - There you go.
He can shake his shoulders very fast.
Give us the music.
My goodness.
He's good.
It looks nice when you watch him for more than 10 seconds.
It looks nice.
He can dance well.
(His face turns into a scowl.)
That's enough.
Is that your special talent?
- What? - Is that your special talent?
Shaking my shoulders quickly is my special talent.
"You aren't being dispatched overseas."
Joon Ho, one of your special talents...
was a voice impression of Kim In Mun.
When he was alive,
he liked the fact that I imitated him.
- He liked it. - We sometimes talked on the phone.
When he appeared in a commercial, I lip-synced for him.
Your nose will grow longer if you lie.
It stayed the same.
After he passed away, his daughter gave me a call.
I went to his funeral.
After I paid my respect to the deceased,
I was led to a VIP room.
Inside the room...
were the Minister of Culture, Sports and Tourism,
a CEO of an entertainment company and the head of a big company.
The atmosphere was solemn.
They asked each other, "How did you know the deceased?"
"I worked with him in training young comedians."
It was my turn to answer.
"How did you know the deceased?"
"I did a voice impression of him."
- Two silly middle-aged men asked, - They asked you to do it.
"I have never seen it. How did it go?"
"This isn't the right time for a voice impression."
"You should do it. The late Kim In Mun will be happy."
"Thank you so much for coming."
(Thank you so much for coming.)
Joon Ho,
you became cheerful at the customs of the airport in the UK.
You gave a demonstration of your special talent.
- What was the occasion? - You're a global embarrassment.
- I heard that you were arrested. - I was on my way...
to a festival where 50 percent of the participants were comedians.
I went there to recruit comedians.
Everyone went past the immigration when I became excited.
When asked why I was visiting the country,
I said, "I'm a Korean comedian."
(He acted silly.)
When I said that, he wrote something down.
- He asked me to go somewhere. - Why did you do that?
Couldn't he take a joke?
- It's unacceptable. - Comedians from other countries...
had a witty conversation.
It's only possible when you speak the language.
- Don't you think it's funny? - That's absurd.
My goodness.
You need your eyes to look at the camera.
You shouldn't have taken out your eyes.
You need your eyes to look at the camera.
I thought he would laugh.
I thought he would say, "You're a comedian. Okay."
He told me to stand over there.
"I'm a comedian." "Stand over there."
I got detained for overreacting.
Demonstrate your special talents on a variety show.
I can't do it in English.
Imitate the late Kim In Mun in English.
How are you? What's the problem?
- That was great. - It's funny.
You should do those.
Thank you so much.
Dae Hee, I heard that you hate losing to Joon Ho...
even when it comes to giving money as a gift at a wedding.
You always give 10 dollars more than Joon Ho.
At the wedding of Yoon Hyung Bin and Jung Kyeong Mi,
we ended up competing about the amount of money to give.
He asked me how much I'll give.
Since both of them are comedians,
I told him that I'll give 200 dollars.
He said, "Then I'll give 300 dollars."
- "I'll add 100 dollars." - That's right.
Joon Ho began to bet money.
He's an expert in that area.
Do you live vicariously through such experiences?
I love raising the amount of money.
I told him, "I'll give 350 dollars."
Then his amount jumped to 700 dollars.
- Really? - 700 dollars?
I had to give money as my gift to both of them.
- What happened? - He raised it to 1,000 dollars,
so I gave 1,040 dollars just in case.
- I didn't want to lose. - I gave 300 dollars each.
- I gave 1,040 dollars. - I gave 300 dollars each.
I gave 1,040 dollars because you agreed to give 1,000 dollars.
Unlike what you said, you only gave 300 dollars each.
Yes. I did.
- I hit and ran. - You only raised the price.
Beware of someone like him when you're at an auction.
Some people raise the price and disappear.
(Some people raise the price and disappear.)
(He's a sneaky man.)
Joon Ho said that Dae Hee gets sponsored for everything.
He even received vasectomy on sponsorship.
Since it was sponsored,
was the video of the operation given to the hospital?
It will be titled "Kim Dae Hee's vasectomy".
Some hospitals play a video on repeat without sound.
The sponsorship was official...
because it happened through a programme.
When I was in "Unbelievable Outing",
the members and the production team made a bet before playing a game.
Both parties agreed to grant the winning team's wish.
The six members won.
The members revealed their wish in turns.
Joon Ho asked for water shoes.
Hong In Gyu asked for two boxes of diapers.
I was at the end of the line.
I had to be funny.
I pondered on the matter. At the time,
my wife was pregnant with a third child.
"Even though Korea has a low birth rate,"
"I feel like I have done the best I could."
"Give me vasectomy."
Everyone burst out laughing.
I was satisfied with the result.
Two days later, I got a call from the producer.
He told me that he got a sponsorship from a urology clinic.
I told him that I was merely joking.
He said that since I made a promise to the viewers,
he must film and air the process...
- up until the operating room. - You made a promise.
Then I got permission from my wife.
He filmed me going into the operating room.
It was aired on TV.
Urologist often don't get vasectomy because it's painful.
(My goodness.)
The patient I saw earlier was in pain.
There's nothing you can do about the pain.
I see an operating table.
(He went in for an operation.)
I asked him how painful it was.
He said it was more than a sting.
Since Kang Sung Bum had the surgery, I asked him how painful it was.
He said, "It stings."
- He said that it stings. - It was more than a sting.
The stinging sensation lasted for a minute.
(The sting lasts for one minute.)
After the episode aired, some viewers commented,
"It's nothing to be proud of."
"Who cares that he got vasectomy?"
Are you sure it wasn't Gu Ra?
It sounds like something Gu Ra would say.
(He got me.)
Dae Hee, don't read the comments.
Considering the path you took,
there won't be many good comments in the future.
Don't read the comments.
The two of you shouldn't read the comments.
(He was speaking to the both of us.)
Kyung, I heard that you receive fan letters in a special way.
They send them through messages on social media.
That's right.
I heard that you get flustered...
- because some messages are vulgar. - I get so many of those.
- Really? - What kind of messages do you get?
On Instagram, even the people I don't follow...
can freely send me a message.
I get a notification for it.
When I click on the photo fans from abroad send,
it's a photo...
of a naked body with my name written on it.
They write, "This is a present for you."
They write "Park Kyung".
Did you openly express that you don't like it?
I have talked about stalker fans.
- I get those photos. - You didn't speak out against them.
- No. I haven't. - He can't reveal those messages.
Once, a Korean fan did this to me.
She must have figured out my ID on a messenger.
She sent me her selfies...
and wrote, "I'll be debuting as an actress."
I read the messages, but didn't write back.
Then she wrote, "How dare you ignore my messages?"
"I'll have my revenge when I become famous."
I get those messages a lot.
There are different types of fans.
- It's scary. - Do you still receive such photos?
Do you keep them?
Do you erase them or keep them?
I did keep them. Fans put their thoughts into them.
(Fans put their thoughts into them.)
Then you shouldn't complain.
- You don't have a problem. - I never said I have a problem.
- I see. - I don't have a problem with them.
Direct messages are private.
Even though you're flustered, you save the photos.
- I don't necessarily save them. - Do you download them?
No. I don't. I only don't delete them.
Do you sometimes look at them?
- No. I don't. - All right.
You must get those a lot, too.
He must get tons of them.
That's right.
He must get tons of them. He never told us.
I'm only on Twitter.
- Are you not on Instagram? - No. I'm not.
There are a lot of strange people on Instagram.
Do you get those photos when you make an account?
- Make an account. - It looks like he will.
(No. I won't.)
Kisum, I heard that you and DinDin were a bit more than friends.
I wouldn't say that.
When I meet someone who is older than me,
I think it's polite to ask for their number first.
That's why I ask for their number after meeting three times.
Since I felt comfortable around DinDin,
I asked for his number right away.
He must have done what Kyung did.
- He misunderstood. - He must have misunderstood.
She may have intended it since two men got the wrong idea.
- Don't say that. - I was only being friendly.
She was being friendly.
The way she talks...
- might make men misunderstand. - Men...
easily misunderstand.
One day, DinDin called me.
He asked me if I would like to be given a sponsored ring.
He said it's his friend's company, so I agreed.
I realised later that it's a couple ring.
It was so sudden.
I took it out as soon I as I realised it.
I don't know where it is any more.
Is DinDin far from your ideal type?
Yes. He's very far from it.
(Discouraged)
Kisum, I heard that you refused celebrities' advances.
Among your admirers was a rapper who called you every morning...
and rapped.
- It's DinDin. - It's not DinDin.
- Isn't it DinDin? - No. It's not.
Nothing started...
- between DinDin and me. - There's a top celebrity...
who'll surprise us.
I wouldn't say he's a top celebrity.
- Is he a top celebrity? - He's on the older side.
How old is he?
- Is he a middle-aged man? - Yes.
That means he's 20 years older than you.
- Yes. He's a middle-aged man. - Really?
He's very old.
I had no idea why he was hitting on me.
What did he do?
He let his feelings known.
He told me that he likes me.
To me, he was only a middle-aged man.
- I couldn't believe it. - It was beyond your imagination.
- Yes. - He's still a man.
Did he call in the middle of the night?
I ran into him and we had a conversation.
I asked him for his number.
(Did she ask for his number first?)
You asked him for his number. You're a bit...
- It's intentional, right? - No wonder men misunderstand.
What's wrong with asking for his number?
You know,
we need to understand the sentimentality...
of younger generations.
I won't name names, but I got a text from another celebrity.
It read, "Enjoy the holidays. I love you."
- That's the text I received. - It's only a greeting.
- It's only a greeting. - That's right.
It would be unbecoming to think, "Does she like me?"
- Men in our generations... - No one would misunderstand...
- the holiday greetings. - Listen.
I said I love both Na Rae and Min Kyoung.
- That's... - You're born to be loved
It's like singing this song.
In the old days,
people misunderstood you if you say you love someone.
But nowadays, people shouldn't misunderstand you.
It's about how it felt when Kisum gave him the number.
- You're so old-fashioned. - But these days, giving a number...
- You're really old-fashioned. - So, after giving the number...
- Did he confess his feelings? - Yes.
- Really? - He did.
- Did he kneel down and... - Did he?
- give you flowers? - Who does that?
- You're so old-fashioned. - Who does that?
You went too far.
(The two men are very playful.)
What did you do after he confessed his feelings?
- You must've been flustered. - Did you tell him how you feel?
- That you can't do this? - I told him we can't be together,
and I apologised.
There's no problem for this top star to like you.
- Right. - It's better to be liked.
I don't think he's strange.
- It's natural to be attracted. - Of course.
Gook Jin is defending him so passionately.
(Gook Jin defends him.)
- Well... - You didn't say a word until now.
It's not a sin for a person to like another person.
- Of course. - There's nothing wrong.
I always said, "There's nothing more unimportant than age..."
"when it comes to dating."
I'm very happy with his change.
But why do you look so unhappy?
(He looks very unhappy.)
Kisum, you must drink a lot.
I heard you can drink a crate of beer.
- A crate. - How many bottles are there?
- Is it really a crate of beer? - When I drink with my friends,
- we drink about two crates. - Two crates?
- I don't drink them alone. - How many friends are there?
- Around four. - Four of you drink two crates?
Two crates, please.
(She can drink a lot.)
- Yes. - Ringing.
- I don't drink alone. - Aren't there 25 bottles?
- How many bottles... - They're your best friends.
- You drink two crates with them. - They're my best friends.
(She drinks two crates of beer with her best friends.)
(Laughing)
It's about alcohol again.
You're having a habitual blackout when you drink.
Did your habit get fixed after you had gone missing?
It was dangerous.
What happened?
I rarely have a blackout.
One time, we were drinking at my friend's place.
We all got drunk,
but we ran out of drinks. So, I volunteered to go buy more.
I was drunk, too.
I don't remember anything after that.
My friends said...
I didn't come back for hours, and I didn't pick up my phone.
They called me in my house, but I wasn't there either.
So, it was a serious problem.
I went missing.
My parents came to the area, looked for me...
and ended up reporting me to police as a missing person.
After that, everyone went home.
There's a washing machine in my friend's bathroom.
I was found inside it.
- Inside the washing machine? - Yes.
Yes. It was a top-loading machine.
- It wasn't a front-loading one. - That's serious.
- Did you want to wash yourself? - I don't know.
I was found inside the washing machine.
- Is that a message? - Did you wash your image?
Does it mean you need to be washed?
I don't know. I guess I wanted to wash my body.
Anyway, I was found in there.
When you drink with someone who has a worse drinking habit,
you can fix your habit.
If you drink with Na Rae, you'll be fine.
Do you know why Na Rae can't be fixed? Nobody is worse than her.
Is nobody worse than her?
There's nobody.
She's much better now, isn't she?
She's just the same.
(Her bad drinking habit is consistent.)
Nobody stops her.
One time, I was buying her a drink.
She was already a little drunk, and she asked for another drink.
(It's a bad sign.)
So, I took her for another drink and Darren Wang was in the bar.
He's the handsome Taiwanese actor.
(Darren Wang is a popular actor.)
We greeted Darren and went to our seats.
For one whole hour, she did this.
"Darren Wang!"
"I want to go inside his room!"
Why would she go in there when she doesn't know him?
"I don't want to drink with you! I'm going to drink with Darren."
(I want to drink with Darren instead.)
Whenever he drinks, Joon Ho becomes serious.
He becomes serious when he drinks.
- Really? - He becomes serious.
I heard Joon Geun helped you...
- get rid of the habit. - How did you become serious?
When I was doing a show with twins, Lee Sang Min and Lee Sang Ho,
Ahn So Mi and Song Joon Geun,
we once went to Noryangjin to have a red party.
- What's a red party? - We wore red clothes...
and ate jumbo shrimps and crabs.
We were surrounded by red.
We thought that was how it would feel...
to be comedians in Las Vegas.
- You had a dress code. - Yes.
After an hour, the twins started...
to say their opinions on comedy which I didn't agree with.
So, I called the twins to come near me.
- When I became sober, - You preached them, didn't you?
I found that everyone except for the twins had left.
They had been listening to my preaching for an hour.
When we met again the next day, they told me not to do it again.
They said I ruined the party by talking about serious things.
I told them.
I told them to slap me if I say anything serious.
I told them that slapping would wake me up.
We promised each other.
That night, we went to watch a show on which...
- two of our friends were starring. - Did you go for drinks again?
Joon Geun was there. He said,
"Don't say anything serious." I said I won't.
That night, I got slapped about 11 times.
(He talked about serious things 11 times.)
They put their hearts into each slap.
I said, "Hey, it hurts too much. People are watching."
He slapped me again for being serious.
(He was slapped for that, too.)
- I got slapped 12 times. - You can't be serious.
- "It hurts!" Do it like this. - "It hurts!"
(Joon Geun wants him to be always funny.)
(But it hurts to be slapped.)
What kind of serious things does he talk about?
- He talked about... - It's like us talking about music.
in which direction the comedy industry of Korea should head.
He talked about this alone for an hour.
Nobody was allowed to interrupt him.
Three years ago, Joon Ho and I drank with 10 people...
who wanted to be comedians.
They'd never had drinks with him,
- so they had no idea. - They would just listen.
That day, he became excited...
- and preached for two hours. - That's the worst.
He was drunk, and he got tired of preaching for two hours.
He leaned on the chair and started dozing off.
Someone asked, "Sir, how do you brainstorm ideas?"
It started all over again, didn't it?
"Oh."
(He was sleepy, but he had to give an answer.)
"Ideas come from everything around you."
(Then, he falls asleep.)
"Sir, what is comedy?"
Someone has to make him get tired of it.
"Oh, comedy is..."
(He started to vomit.)
It sounds strong enough to make you float.
This is comedy.
(It's a good example of comedy.)
Why don't you declare it officially?
Say people can slap you...
- if you say anything serious. - No. No.
- People from the next table... - That's not good.
- I don't do it any more. - You don't say anything serious.
If I drink and say something serious out of my habit,
slap me any time.
- Really? Even strangers? - It's official.
- I wouldn't mind it. - Really?
Perhaps, your face will become big after one year.
(He's in trouble now.)
Unlike Joon Ho, Dae Hee is known to be domestic.
I heard you still abide by the vows...
you wrote 10 years ago on the invitation cards.
These are the vows.
"If you look at another woman or man after marriage,"
"you'll shout 'I love you' 100 times in the middle of Gangnam."
- Did you do that? - I've never done that.
- He's very sweet. - I've never diverted my attention.
"You're not allowed to sleep out unless you're on a business trip."
- Really? - Have you never slept out?
- Never. - Have you never...
- went on an outing with friends? - You've never went on a trip?
Never.
- You're amazing. - Not even once?
- That's very funny. - He's amazing.
"When your eyes lose love, go bring it back."
- We've never lost our love, so... - Is that right?
Even until now, my heart still flutters when I see my wife.
(He's still very much in love with his wife.)
They're very sweet to each other.
- Dae Hee must be very happy. - They're amazing.
In the beginning of their marriage,
I blamed his wife a lot.
- I blamed his wife. - My wife.
He used to drink with me all night,
but after getting married, he started leaving early.
I was always left alone.
(He left me.)
(So what?)
- Does he have to be unhappy, too? - He left after...
- Does he have to be unhappy, too? - I'm not unhappy. I'm happy.
Are you happy? Are you?
- Are you happy or not? - I feel free.
(He feels free.)
(He freely ends the talk.)
I heard what you regret the most...
is refusing to join "Dad! Where Are We Going?"
It would've been fun if he joined the show.
Even before they came up with the title,
when they were brainstorming, they gave me a call.
They said, "We're from MBC. We haven't come up with the title,"
"but it's a show about fathers..."
"going on an overnight trip with their children."
"Can you do it?"
I was still on "Gag Concert". So, I need to get a permission...
- from the crew. - Of course.
It was a competition to "Gag Concert".
"Sunday Night" was. So, I asked the crew...
and they said, "You can't. You know."
My assistant called them and refused the offer.
The first episode was aired.
That first episode was a huge hit.
- They called me back. - They asked you again.
"There's still one slot left."
"Join us now."
I was so desperate to join the show.
So, I went to the "Gag Concert" crew again.
I asked them one more time.
"I got a call again. Can I do it?"
- Is that Producer S? - I can't say anything.
It's him.
There was more than one person, so I can't say it.
I asked if I could do it.
They said, "You know. They're our competition."
"There's nothing we can do. I'm sorry."
Are you impersonating him?
It sounds like the person I know.
(He's busted.)
- And then? - "You know."
"That's our competition."
"How dare you say you want to join them? No way."
My assistant called them again and refused the offer.
They said okay. Four episodes were aired.
- It was crazy. - The "Gag Concert" crew texted me.
They sent me a text.
"Dae Hee, I didn't know that show was going to be such a huge hit."
"It seems like we're getting in your way."
"Go for it if you still have a chance."
How could I join after four episodes had been aired?
- They were already settled. - Seong Ju and who else...
But I thought, I would give it a try.
You called them, didn't you?
I didn't call them. My assistant called them.
He gave them a call and asked.
"I'm Dae Hee's assistant. Can he still..." And he said,
"Are you messing with me?"
"Are you messing with us?"
"I'm hanging up." He hung up.
After that, I heard the rumour...
that people from MBC consider me as an opportunist.
That's not true.
- An opportunist. - That's not true.
- MBC is very precise with people. - They don't...
think of you like that.
It's not like that at all.
Anyway, I want to use this chance to explain myself to those...
That producer left MBC.
- He left. - I was going to apologise.
I'm not an opportunist.
(He changes his attitude.)
He's not an opportunist.
You are watching a high-end music programme, Radio Star.
We're here with four trick geniuses.
These are the songs they chose to not get edited out. $$
Let's listen to the song Joon Ho chose.
(He looks very determined.)
(Jong Shin's "The Day Long Ago" is his third album title song.)
There's a good chance it will be edited out.
There's a good chance.
- But it's Jong Shin's song. - No. No.
- It's one of the MCs' song. - It will be edited out.
I'll slap you if you sing a serious song like this.
(He would slap him for singing his song.)
It's too high.
- Joon Ho. - I won't sing it seriously.
- Still... - Will you sing it seriously?
- He won't sing it seriously. - Then it will be fine.
If you're funny, you won't be edited out.
(He got it.)
Tell us why you chose this song.
- This song is the song... - Yes.
- I used to sing when I was 20. - When you were around 20.
I used to sing this song to win girls' hearts.
When I sang this song, girls said...
- I looked so different. - Girls loved this song.
I think he's going to sing seriously.
- But he is... - He sings well.
- Joon Ho sings well. - He sings well.
- Let's hear it. - Yes.
Let's hear it.
(He's planning a strategy.)
Please save my song.
(What is this seasoned comedian's strategy?)
(Take off your uniform)
He's good.
(He looks evil.)
Is that his strategy?
Is he trying to be funny with his face?
(He manages to make them laugh with his funny face.)
(He looks like a funny Japanese man.)
(He's addicted.)
(He's determined to not be edited out.)
(The audience's expectations are raised.)
(I heard about your new boyfriend)
(He becomes sad.)
(Everyone stops smiling.)
(Watching Joon Ho trying so hard,)
(they feel bad for him.)
(Gu Ra gets a headache.)
(It's about to get edited out.)
(What is that?)
(He gets a slap for being serious.)
(He can't stop being serious, so we are editing him out.)
In Gyu...
planned this for me.
I think In Gyu didn't care because it wasn't his show.
(In Gyu didn't care.)
Don't give him any gift next year.
(That's how bad it was.)
Let's listen to Park Kyung and Kisum's choice.
("Ordinary Love" is a song written and produced by Park Kyung.)
- It's Park Kyung's song. - Park Kyung's "Ordinary Love".
Park Kyung.
Park Bo Ram originally did the featuring for this song.
A lot of people say that you look a lot like Bo Ram.
- A lot of people tell me that. - I couldn't stop thinking that.
You're going to sing Bo Ram's part then, right?
- Right. - Of course.
But it's my first time to sing on TV.
- This song is way too high. - I see.
- Please consider that. - Bo Ram is a good singer.
Okay. I'm excited to hear them sing.
Go Park Kyung.
("Ordinary Love" by Park Kyung and Kisum)
(They're still awkward.)
Park Kyung and Kisum
Kisum
(They start getting in the rhythm.)
Clap your hands
(He's got handsome looks and sweet voice.)
(Kisum's impressed.)
(When you're drunk, muster up your courage and confess your feelings)
(He musters up his courage and walks towards her.)
(She concentrates in the singing.)
(You become my baby)
(They're happy watching the two.)
(Her singing is very stable.)
(They start rapping like crazy.)
(They're good rappers.)
(They have a perfect harmony.)
(He's got hip hop swag.)
(She looks at Park Kyung with lovely eyes.)
(He likes it even if she doesn't accept him.)
(I should focus on rapping.)
(Even if I have to keep repeating)
(Even if we're back where we were I don't give a aye)
(Playing with my feelings you're no ordinary girl)
(You act and talk differently)
(But I'm still attracted to you What can I do)
(They're cute together.)
Thank you.
(It made everyone's heart flutter.)
That was lovely.
- It was lovely. - That was great.
Thank you.
Watching that performance after Joon Ho's,
I felt like I switched to a different channel.
It's like I went from Inet to Mnet.
(That's how bad Joon Ho's performance was.)
Will our performance go on air at least?
We will cut it when you start crying.
(They are very strict.)
(It became true.)
This is "The Trick Geniuses" special.
Can you tell us how it's been? Joon Ho?
It's been nice to be on the show with Dae Hee.
I realised that it's tough to sing on Radio Star.
It felt like I lost one of my songs.
(He feels guilty.)
How was it, Dae Hee?
I'm telling you this because you might not...
be able to watch my performance. I sang "Day Day".
It's tough.
(We will send you a copy for your personal collection.)
Park Kyung?
It's been very fun.
Until I came out here,
I thought Hyun Moo was the best MC.
You're on "Problematic Men" together.
- Yes. - Right.
When I came out to the bigger world,
To the bigger world? Is this the bigger world?
You realised that your world was small.
All the rookie entertainers think like you.
When you go back, you might look down on Hyun Moo.
No. No.
They have different styles, and I really enjoyed it.
Kisum?
I've been wanting to say this from the start.
Gu Ra looks a lot like my dad.
Thank you.
My dad is handsome.
That's the best compliment I got this year.
(He doesn't mean it.)
All right.
Genius can't beat someone who works hard.
Someone who works hard can't beat someone who enjoys work.
You were able to be acknowledged in your area not because...
you are geniuses,
but because you enjoyed work in your areas.
Watching you,
we gained a lot of fun energy.
Yes.
We enjoyed hosting Radio Star.
What's the use of going in the news?
We would probably just eat beef.
(He's satisfied.)
We will say goodbye here.
(He pulls a joke.)
See you next week.
- Please. - Please.